This may not be the best way to drum up some new business for yourself but there's a 33-year-old guy named Darell Jones from Bridgeton, New Jersey who thought it would be great to head over to the local library and start talking to a woman there.
Things were going well enough that he eventually gave her his business card and then exposed himself to her. Shockingly enough, the woman called the cops, but Darell took off before they got there.
But since the woman had his business card, the cops were easily able to track him down and arrest him for lewdness.