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- PAPER SAYS' KEITH HERNANDEZ, NOT AARON, HAS HUNG HIMSELF

- HOMELESS EX CON STABS SECURITY GUARDS WITH SYRINGES, SAYS HE HAS AIDS

- BUNNY COSTUME AIR HORN BLOWER FINED, COP WHO PUNCHED HIM SET FOR TRIAL

You can listen in every morning at 9:25 for the best selection of “What were they thinking?”, “they did WHATs???”, and “OMGs” that we have to offer. It’s Len Berman and Todd Schnitt’s “Morons In the News.”