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- MAN SUING DATE FOR TEXTING DURING MOVIE

- STOLEN CAR SMASHES THROUGH DELI, HITS PREGNANT WOMAN

- ALEX JONES RETRACTS FAKE STORY ABOUT CHOBANI YOGURT, SETTLES LAWSUIT

- MAN CALLS 911, NEEDS TO GET TO WIFE - TAYLOR SWIFT

You can listen in every morning at 9:25 for the best selection of “What were they thinking?”, “they did WHATs???”, and “OMGs” that we have to offer. It’s Len Berman and Todd Schnitt’s “Morons In the News.”