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- HEARTLESS JERK STEALS MONEY JAR FROM RESTAURANT

- WOMEN TRY TO SMUGGLE HORSE GENITALS INTO THE USA

- TEACHER DUCT TAPES STUDENT TO KEEP HIM FROM GESTURING 

- MAN SENDS PACKAGE OF METH TO HIS HOTEL AHEAD OF HIS CHECKING IN

You can listen in every morning at 9:25 for the best selection of “What were they thinking?”, “they did WHATs???”, and “OMGs” that we have to offer. It’s Len Berman and Todd Schnitt’s “Morons In the News.”